"The North Remembers"

In which Jon Snow gets into trouble because he’s pretty. I don’t think I can add anything to this. But that man with all the daughters/wives is a creep, what does he do with his sons? And Cassie!!! Oh Jon, please do not look at them, I really like your eyes, they’re gentle, so I’d like you to keep them.

THEY KILLED A BABY!!! And they know where Gendry is going, and Arya’s there!!! I hope he gives his helmet to someone else so he and Arya can stay safe. He could also lose it in the way, but we all know that’s unlikely, and someone else has to be killed in his place so that he can stay alive. 

Robb’s doing so well, KING IN THE NORTH, Ned would be proud. I liked his scene with stupid Jaime. Bran keeps having dreams, guess we’ll know what it means by the finale. Nat Tena’s still his friend, so that’s good, and she knew what the comet meant! (I was too emotional to mention much at all after the beheading, but Filch’s a Lord, how about that? And Robb and Arya are to marry his offsping D:)

I do not like the ginger woman at all, but hopefully Cat will convince Robert’s brother to join Robb. And Daenerys!!! She’s got dragons but no food :( She’s got to join Robb as well!

Basically: everyone vs. Lannisters, that’s what I want. Best of all is that everyone’s learning the truth about the asshole they call Joffrey. Tyrion has to go against his family, he has to! He saw what Sansa’s been reduced to :(

OK, I think I’ll watch one more before sleeping because I gotta get up early tomorrow.

Holy sh*t!

THAT’S THE END OF THE FIRST SEASON??? What awaits me at the end of the second one?? I’m scared.

I just… Jon left and then came back (Sam reminds me of Neville :P), and now he’s out there, and they aren’t waiting. And that’s clever, because fighting in the winter, that couldn’t be any good, and he’s got the sword. He’ll be okay, he just has to. And OTP’s coming, so excited!!

Arya!!! She’s with Robert’s son, and she’s going to the Wall, but Jon’s left, so I don’t know what’s gonna happen with her, and she has to pretend to be a boy!!! And I couldn’t help but think how it’s really cold where she’s going and she doesn’t have a coat!

Daenerys lost the baby and Drogo, but then DRAGONS!!! ACTUAL DRAGONS!!! I saw it coming when she first put the eggs on the coal some episodes back, but DRAGONS! What’s she gonna do with them??

Joffrey made Sansa watch, and he made a man hit her. And you know what I remembered? I remembered that, I don’t know how along ago, I saw some gifs with his face, he was sitting on the throne. And I laughed because he looked damn stupid. I thought to myself “what kind of show has that kid being the king of anything?” Well, now I know first impressions are right, he doesn’t just look stupid, and I want him to die a slow, painful death. I don’t remember when was the last time I ever hated any character like I hate him. Painful. Death. Nothing else will do.

Robb and Cat :’( and Bran and the littlest one had those premonitory dreams :( But Nat Tena is friends with him, that’s good :D Yeah, not much things on the bright side…. and I do have to work on some Grammar assignments tomorrow. But maybe it’s good, to put some time between seasons and all. OK, that’s a lie, I need Jon Snow so I’ll rush through those assignments so I can start season 2 ASAP.

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image blanana replied to your post: Game of Thrones

lol your reviews/recaps are fantastic

Haha, glad you’re enjoying!

image knives-and-lint replied to your post: They killed him, that son of a bitch, killed…

There, there. There, there.

Why are you being Sheldon :P *hugs*

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I know. I was shit-faced with tears when that happened. it’s horrible.

It was! I didn’t even know I had it in me to be so sad about it. Guess nothing makes the heart grow fonder like someone’s head being chopped off. But it’s not about him entirely, I mean, all the Starks and my Jon :’( Damn the Lannisters, damn them to all seven hells!!

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Just finished episode 1 and asdfghjklñ!! That motherfucker pushed the little one!!!!!! PUSHED HIM BECAUSE HE SAW HIM FUCKING HIS TWIN SISTER!! WHAT IS GOING ON??? AND THE OTHER BLONDE GUY WAS ALSO FEELING DAENERYS UP!!! INCEST EVERYWHERE!! OK, 3, 2, 1, go:

At the beginning, blood everywhere, but there was so much pretty to make up for it, like the puppies and… ok, let me put it this way: my dash had me falling in love with Kit and Richard (and Emilia too, LBR) since forever, and whenever they’d show up on screen I was super excited and hearts in my eyes. Also, I’m trained, I gave not1curr about the gory bits.

But let’s talk about my favourite human being: JON SNOW! He’s a bastard, my baby, OMG, so many feelings already! And I didn’t want them cutting his hair (le Penn effect? or the other way around? cause I’ve been seeing Kit’s precious curls in my dash for more than a year now!), and he got himself a puppy even though he’s not a Stark, and it’s all white and cute!!! I’ve got to wait for Rose to join, but I ship it so much and all based on gifs, this is bad.

And I finally know who the hell Sansa Stark is!!! And also that sometimes when people talk about “the Starks” they don’t mean Tony and Howard :P

So Daenerys got married to that really odd and tall dude from that really odd ~tribe (IDK what to call it… realm?), and we’ve already established that her brother is the worst.

The Lord is going to help the King even though the previous ~helper had been murdered. Maybe the Queen did it, since she didn’t seem amused while her husband was fucking other women in front of everyone, and she also fucks her own brother, who kills innocent kids. (He killed him, right? No way the little boy survived that fall. Reason why I’m not so sad is that I knew that he was gonna climb again and die because it was obvious when his mum was making him promise and she said that she could tell he was lying because he’d always look down. But it’s still sad, I mean, I’m not heartless!)

I’m forgetting stuff… oh yes: “all Dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes” :( I liked that scene, so sad, but so good! Turns out he may be the only decent person in that family, whores and all!

OK, it’s late, but I’ll continue watching and blogging about it tomorrow. You must know this already, but I’ll say it anyway: no spoilers, please!