Tyrion :’( I was almost sure he’d die when he had that scene with Shae saying she was his and he was hers, and Shae couldn’t even say goodbye. And that coward Joffrey is probably hiding under the covers of his bed in his chambers while Tyrion died in the field, and it’s not fair! He planned the wildfire and the attack from behind, and all the assholes Lannisters get to live and keep the Iron Thron. I hope Robb will kill them all.
The only good thing is that Sansa’s going to escape with Clegane! Finally!
The song at the end…
Obligatory: no Jon Snow :(
**Up to this point it was a normal review, from here on, I mostly liveblogged. And since I was writing as I was watching, it’s a bit messy and fangirly and crazy, so beware**
OMG Tyrion is alive and Sansa stayed? WHAT THE FUCK? She was so happy that stupid Joffrey wanted Marjorie and then Littlefinger had to open his mouth. He better help her alright!
Brianne showed those man and Jaime what she’s capable of. <3
Robb talking to Cat <3 but Filch’s gonna be mad…
OMG Theon… no words. You were never captain of that ship, and you’re an idiot.
Tyrion and Shae :’) please be happy forever!!!
OMG ROBB MARRIED TALISA? OMG if she’s a traitor, please don’t be a traitor, please, please, please, don’t be! Ugh, I feel like no one can be trusted!!! She better be good, she better be! It’ll be bad enough once Filch finds out.
Arya wants to go to her family, even Sansa <3 And the man can change his face… okay, seen weirder things on this very same show.
Osha is going to The Wall with the little ones!
DROGO AND THE BABY :( BUT THE DRAGONS!! OMG DANY!!!
Ygritte was playing with Jon’s sword (not an euphemism), hitting him, like she was five, and she wanted him to talk to her. Then Jon had to fight, and it was so sad, but he had to do it, baby :’( Ygritte said to come along and was looking at him all hearts in her eyes <3 There are soooo many Wildlings!!
oh my god Khaleesi, she’s got it all, not sure if this is good or bad… I guess good, she can kill all Lannisters (except Tyrion) and keep the stupid Iron Throne.
omg Sam omg the White Walkers. omg, no Bran they can’t go there. OMG, and why did he have white hair, was he like a Taegeryan, what? what? what? what? oh no hiatus no I hate it! make it go away!!!